Wednesday 7 December 2011

Heaven

Three men die on Christmas eve. To gain entry into heaven, St Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.”

The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says, “It’s a candle.”

St Peter lets him pass.

The Welshman pulls out a set of keys, jangles them and says, “They are bells.”

St Peter lets him pass.

The Irishman pulls out his 10 inch cock.

St Peter says, “How does that represent Christmas!!”

Paddy replies, “It’s a fucking cracker isn’t it!”

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